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Profane Quotes That Didn't Make It
- Someone shit Christmas trees all over my hands.
- Let's park by the piss bush.
- Currently winning. Suck it.
- You're so full of shit. Shut up and lay down. You don't have to poop, damn it.
- Son offa bitch-a! Ditalini!
- You're 50. You're too old to get in bar fights.
- Say 5 because no one cares about these FUCKING BEAVERS.
- Hey guess whose ass I kicked at dinner?
Uhh...everyone's?
Not this time.
- Like Grace, I'm handing out lollipops and ass-kickings and I'm all out of lollipops. I've also got a full rack of letters can can spell 3 different 7-letter words. Get a mop because I'm about to kick your ass so hard your beer is gonna come shooting out your elbows.
