We had to clean up some of the quotes. Here are the real versions and a few that were cut.
- Someone shit Christmas trees all over my hands
- Let's park by the piss bush!
- Oh holy shit I just burped it all back into my eyes!
- Are you high? Why the fuck would we have a Bert but not Ernie?
- Little bastard get the hell off my couch!
- You need to get your shit together, asshole. Appliances are not scary. Calm the fuck down.
- I read it. I read and it said, "My asshole tastes like old bacon wrapped in old newspaper. Help." then I said you DO need some help.
- That? That's a Great Blue Asshole. He's kind of a huge dick to the Swim Birds.
Merry New Year.
