Scraps

I have a lot of stuff I need to accomplish in the next three weeks. Therefore, this will be a short post of short stories.

I wore one grey boot and one brown boot to give a campus tour on Saturday. I realized I was wearing two different colored boots when I was about 20 feet away from the door to the student center. I introduced myself by saying "Hi, I'm Molly. I'm a Junior and Elementary Ed. major and I'm wearing one brown boot and one grey boot today." As Trixie said, I'm just keeping things exciting.

I painted this Sunday. With my hands. We had to bring in at least two objects to paint with (other than paintbrushes). I brought a branch from a bush and a fork. I wasn't satisfied with either of those options so I used my hands. Much better. There's still paint under my nails. And on my feet. Because I'm pretty sure it's a rule that you can't paint with shoes on.

Bex and I were walking to Ames to get Trudy (mostly likely to go to Starbucks) and there was an incredibly loud crow yelling at us. I'm not sure why she was so unhappy with us. So I whipped out my air-hand-machine gun (the same one I use to shoot the dog) and made shooting noises and shot invisible bullets from my invisible gun at the visible bird. The bird immediately stopped yelling at us! But the guy who was walking by stared at me. He started staring when I began shooting at the bird and continued to stare at me after it worked. I didn't even run out of bullets and have to use my backup! He would have been so impressed. I think he was in awe of my great aim.

Out-of-Context Quotes

"Wait what's 565 + 565?"
"Doesn't matter it doesn't end in 9!"

"STREET THIS HOMEWRECKER SCOUNDREL!"

*Yashka watching Show*
OBAMA! NOT NOW!

"Yeah well my left leg is like a fencepost."
"Fencepost?"
"Fencepost. Yes, fencepost. Fencepost digger."

*Max barking in background*
"Oh, is there evil afoot?"
"Nah. Just squirrels."
"I'm surprised Maddi isn't helping him bark."
*Max stops barking*
*Maddi starts barking*
"YOU CAN'T BE BARKING AT ANYTHING, YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE SITTING IN FRONT OF A DOOR! MAX WAS AT LEAST LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW!"
"She hep."

STOP LICKING MY COUCH

Text conversation between me, Nack, and my mother. Nack was asking my mother to bring things to tech.

Nack to Mom's phone: and tweezers
Molly to Nack on Mom's phone: Where are they?
Nack to Molly's phone: Band of Brothers
Molly to Nack on Molly's phone: K. Wait, how did you know it was me answering you from Mom's phone?
Molly to Nack on Molly's phone: ...there's no tweezers in the Band of Brothers DVDs?
Nack to Molly's phone: It's all good.
Molly to Mom in person: What's all good? Does he not need the tweezers or does he not need Band of Brothers?
Mom to Molly in person: How is he going to watch Band of Brothers backstage?
Molly to Mom in person: Maybe he's lending it to someone? But the tweezers weren't in there!
Molly to Nack talking on the phone:
Molly: Okay so do you not need tweezers or do you not need Band of Brothers?
Nack: Why would I need Band of Brothers?
Molly: Because you texted me and said Band of Brothers.
Nack: That was from three hours ago?
Molly: Oh. I just got it now. Also, there's no tweezers in your Band of Brothers DVDs.
Nack:...why would there be?
Molly: I thought that's where you said they were. When you texted Mom and said tweezers, I got a text on my phone like a minute later that said Band of Brothers and I thought you knew it was me on Mom's phone and that was the location of the tweezers you needed. But there weren't any tweezers in there.
Nack: No...
Molly: So do you still need tweezers?
Nack: Nope. I got the splinter out.

Out of Context Quotes:

"Did we have a bath today? Did we get our paws washed with dish soap because we puked on them? Yes we did!"

"There are two distinct types of excrement in the backyard."

"Is this...is this ranch dressing in a plastic bag?"
"Yes, yes it is. And it's NOT even the grossest thing I did today."

Hi Lauren McG.