Scraps

I have a lot of stuff I need to accomplish in the next three weeks. Therefore, this will be a short post of short stories.

I wore one grey boot and one brown boot to give a campus tour on Saturday. I realized I was wearing two different colored boots when I was about 20 feet away from the door to the student center. I introduced myself by saying "Hi, I'm Molly. I'm a Junior and Elementary Ed. major and I'm wearing one brown boot and one grey boot today." As Trixie said, I'm just keeping things exciting.

I painted this Sunday. With my hands. We had to bring in at least two objects to paint with (other than paintbrushes). I brought a branch from a bush and a fork. I wasn't satisfied with either of those options so I used my hands. Much better. There's still paint under my nails. And on my feet. Because I'm pretty sure it's a rule that you can't paint with shoes on.

Bex and I were walking to Ames to get Trudy (mostly likely to go to Starbucks) and there was an incredibly loud crow yelling at us. I'm not sure why she was so unhappy with us. So I whipped out my air-hand-machine gun (the same one I use to shoot the dog) and made shooting noises and shot invisible bullets from my invisible gun at the visible bird. The bird immediately stopped yelling at us! But the guy who was walking by stared at me. He started staring when I began shooting at the bird and continued to stare at me after it worked. I didn't even run out of bullets and have to use my backup! He would have been so impressed. I think he was in awe of my great aim.

Out-of-Context Quotes

"Wait what's 565 + 565?"
"Doesn't matter it doesn't end in 9!"

"STREET THIS HOMEWRECKER SCOUNDREL!"

*Yashka watching Show*
OBAMA! NOT NOW!

"Yeah well my left leg is like a fencepost."
"Fencepost?"
"Fencepost. Yes, fencepost. Fencepost digger."

*Max barking in background*
"Oh, is there evil afoot?"
"Nah. Just squirrels."
"I'm surprised Maddi isn't helping him bark."
*Max stops barking*
*Maddi starts barking*
"YOU CAN'T BE BARKING AT ANYTHING, YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE SITTING IN FRONT OF A DOOR! MAX WAS AT LEAST LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW!"
"She hep."