STOP LICKING MY COUCH

Text conversation between me, Nack, and my mother. Nack was asking my mother to bring things to tech.

Nack to Mom's phone: and tweezers
Molly to Nack on Mom's phone: Where are they?
Nack to Molly's phone: Band of Brothers
Molly to Nack on Molly's phone: K. Wait, how did you know it was me answering you from Mom's phone?
Molly to Nack on Molly's phone: ...there's no tweezers in the Band of Brothers DVDs?
Nack to Molly's phone: It's all good.
Molly to Mom in person: What's all good? Does he not need the tweezers or does he not need Band of Brothers?
Mom to Molly in person: How is he going to watch Band of Brothers backstage?
Molly to Mom in person: Maybe he's lending it to someone? But the tweezers weren't in there!
Molly to Nack talking on the phone:
Molly: Okay so do you not need tweezers or do you not need Band of Brothers?
Nack: Why would I need Band of Brothers?
Molly: Because you texted me and said Band of Brothers.
Nack: That was from three hours ago?
Molly: Oh. I just got it now. Also, there's no tweezers in your Band of Brothers DVDs.
Nack:...why would there be?
Molly: I thought that's where you said they were. When you texted Mom and said tweezers, I got a text on my phone like a minute later that said Band of Brothers and I thought you knew it was me on Mom's phone and that was the location of the tweezers you needed. But there weren't any tweezers in there.
Nack: No...
Molly: So do you still need tweezers?
Nack: Nope. I got the splinter out.

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Hi Lauren McG.