Sad Christmas (Break is Over)

I woke up and went to an 8:30am class this morning. That was not fun.

Christmas Break Summary (divided into three equal pieces)

Week 1:
- Tutored a kid at my old grade school Monday-Thursday in the afternoons. Definitely had multiplication fact races and definitely got my ass kicked a few times...I was a little rusty.
- The QUAD and Sam and Shanay-nay came to my house and we made a ridiculous gingerbread house (complete with the eleventh doctor and a fail-roof).
- Skyscraper (Holiday Edition) happened. If you want to hear it, ask for the file.
- Mischka (I'm sad Mischka didn't stick) and I went to Bex's for candymaking! An excellent weekend full of cats, candy, and the circle of death!

Week 2:
- Florida for 3 and half days with two of my cousin-sisters (the third came the day after I left SADNESS), their Moooooooom (said like it should be) and my grandparents! We laid in the sun and read and talked and ate. And that was about it. T'was wonderful and full of sunshine and happiness.
- Michigan for 2 or 3 days (math is hard) for Christmas! Incredible weather difference. Still full of happiness, but it was chilled happiness.

Week 3:
- Returned from Michigan!
- Pouted about having to go back to school on the 3rd because classes started the 4th!
- Sent a Christmas text. It said "Merry Christmas to all my sexy, beautiful, or strange peoples. Pick whatever adjective you want. Sexys, you know who you are." Every single person who answered picked sexy.
- ...I'm not really sure what I did during Week 3 other than pout, watch NCIS on USA and hang out with two of my most favorite sexys ever.
- Won the Point Leader trophy in my Fantasy Football league! Then I was sad when I found out I don't get an actual trophy in the mail from the NFL. IT LOOKED SO SHINY.
- Did not go to the playoffs in my Fantasy Football league. It was a fluke. It should have been you and I, Brian. It would have been a bloodbath.


Miscellaneous Events that Occurred Sometime in the Past Month
- Played the Game of Things. Holy AMAZING. One of my top 5 favorite games ever. But it totally depends on the people you play with and how well you know them. There were six of us playing and we all knew each other really well (Buhbuh counts because he and the other boys had the vehicular connection) and we all have a really twisted, dirty, incredible sense of humor (some more than others) and after a while there was no way anyone could possibly know who said what. Secretaries.
- Anti-Christmas Trixmas cookies on Trixmas. No explanation available.
- Played the Game of Things AGAIN. This time with five of us. It still worked. Still one of the best games ever. Secretaries.
- Driving in the snow. Took 4 hours to get home. Worth it.
- Retired Tiva. Acquired Dos Tiva. Tiva lives on at home as a desktop because she stopped believing she was a laptop. That was less than optimal.

People I was Mistaken for:
- My cousin's sister (who was singing in the choir)
- My brother's girlfriend (who was not present)
- Brian's sister (who I do not look like at ALL)
- An intruder (damn dog I CAN GO TO BED WHENEVER I WANT TO I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ASLEEP YOU'RE IN MY DAMN SPOT ON THE BED GET YOUR HEAD OFF MY PILLOW)
- My mother (who I apparently look like but not really because my hair is about a foot and a half longer)


Out-of-Context Quotes from However Long it has been Since I Last Posted:

*faint vaccuuming*
"Do you hear music playing? I wonder if it's someone above us."
"No...I hear a vaccuum?"
"Maybe that was it."
"...what the hell kind of music do you listen to?!"

Things you can't stop.
Believin'.

What should I take a picture of first? The dark building? The empty parking lot? Or the invitation she showed me 5 minutes ago that I had to point to the part where it says "January 13, 2012" under Date?

"What is it?"
"It's Apples to Apples in a can, duh!"

"Where's the pear? We need to make more butts."

"I see you traded your names for ovaries."